Friday, May 22, 2015

Review: Toasts: The Perfect Words to Celebrate Every Occasion by Nancy Tupper Ling and June Cotner

Toasts: The Perfect Words to Celebrate Every Occasion by Nancy Tupper Ling and June Cotner

Link to buy Toasts: The Perfect Words to Celebrate Every Occasion

Story Rating: 5 out of 5

Review:

            Over the teeth and through the gums,
            look out stomach,
            here it comes!

Toasts have come a long way since that classic was written. It might still work fine for a frat party – if you're living in 1955 – but if you're living in 2015 and your social activities extend beyond standing around a keg with a bunch of guys in bedsheets-turned-togas, you might need a more refined sentiment. In which case, June Cotner and Nancy Tupper Ling, the authors of Toasts: The Perfect Words to Celebrate Every Occasion, have got you covered.

This book is full of toast ideas for every conceivable occasion. They include weddings, embarking on adventures, celebrating holidays, mourning losses, and everything in between. It's important to note that there's a fine line between toasts and prayers in this book, and certainly some offerings cross into prayer territory. Prayers are the appropriate choice for some occasions, like baptisms and Christmas celebrations, though, so it makes sense that they're available.

This book's toasts come from a variety of sources. Some are sentiments taken from the works of well-known authors like William Faulkner and Mark Twain, while others are original material presumably written for this book. Each of the two authors makes at least one contribution. What this all means is that you can find a well-known piece or something brand new, depending on your preference. If there's one particular author you don't like, then there are literally dozens of others to pick from instead.

The toasts offered here come in a variety of lengths and tones, which means there's literally something for every occasion and taste. For instance, in the Business Events section on page 45, this short, tongue-in-cheek toast is offered from Mary Lenore Quigley:
            At our meeting's end,
            May we still be friends!
Meanwhile, in the Graduations section on page 114, a lengthy toast from Joan Stephen is far weightier and offers a host of advice to new graduates.

In addition to the toasts themselves, this book offers a little etiquette lesson in its opening pages. For instance, before offering a toast to the person being honored at an event, the toaster (Can that be correct? Would he/she really be called a toaster?) is supposed to publically thank the host of the event for holding it.

Overall, this is an excellent resource for finding appropriate toasts for every occasion. The "toaster" (giggle) doesn't necessarily have to memorize the selected sentiment, but can find something that fits the occasion and modify it at will. If you're going to be best man at a wedding and don't know where to look for the right toast, start here. If you're going to be a godfather or godmother and wish to toast the baby at a baptism, here's a solution to your problem. If you're anyone who has to offer a toast of any sort at any event, but you're afraid of putting your foot in your mouth, then please do yourself and all the people at the event a favor and let this book give you some much-needed help. The cost of this volume is a small price to pay to avoid alienating your family and friends by saying the wrong thing in front of them all.

Cheers!


Reviewed by Amanda

Friday, May 8, 2015

How I Celebrated Earth Day

How I Celebrated Earth Day with Baking Soda 
by Peter

A few months ago, I reviewed a book called All You Need is Less: The Eco-Friendly Guide to Guilt-Free Green Living and Stress-Free Simplicity by Madeleine Somerville. It's a good book that offers ideas for greening every aspect of your life, from personal care products to cat litter to cleaning solutions. At the time, I tried some of the tips. Some worked for me, while others didn't.

I put the book away after finishing the review, but frequently thought about some of the ideas. Finally, in honor of Earth Day this year, I decided to try another idea from the book that I hadn't used before. It was time to go wild and try baking soda and apple cider vinegar to wash my hair. The fear of having a head that smells like vinaigrette dressing had been a turnoff before. However, if we're not willing to smell like a salad bar in order to help out the earth, then what kind of people are we?

So I mixed up the concoction of baking soda in water and rubbed it into my scalp for a few minutes before rinsing. Then I combined more water with a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar and poured it over my head. And promptly screeched when some of it ran into my eyes. The recipe should have carried a warning label. After my hair dried, it was nice and silky and tangle-free. It didn't even smell like vinegar, just as the book promised. Under normal circumstances, this recipe would have made it into my regular shower regime since it's cheap and worked great. But fear of pouring vinegar in my eyes changed my mind. Use at your own risk. Maybe wear swim goggles.

Then I decided to branch out in the deodorant realm. Some natural health gurus, like Dr. Mercola for instance, claim that commercial antiperspirants are bad for us because they contain lots of potentially harmful chemicals, including aluminum, that might contribute to breast cancer risk. They're also often tested on animals.

I bought a stick of natural deodorant (not antiperspirant) that doesn't have aluminum in it. The natural stuff smells good and it's not tested on animals (bonus!) but nothing in it prevents wetness. So I combined equal parts of corn starch, which absorbs moisture, with baking soda, which prevents odor, and put them into one of those shakers that they use for parmesan cheese at Italian restaurants. The holes were too big, though, and powder spilled everywhere. Feeling like MacGyver, I stuck a piece of packing tape over the top and poked small holes in it with a needle. That offered far better control when shaking the powder under my arms.

This combo, together with the natural deodorant seems to be working well. People don't tell me I smell – and I ask them. I've told friends and family about this experiment to get away from antiperspirants and instructed them to tell me if I start to stink. The other day, I went to my chiropractor – who's a natural deodorant hippie herself – and she asked how my antiperspirant experiment was going. I said, "You tell me. Do I smell?" She assured me I didn't. I'm not sweating through my shirts, either, but it's not July in the heart of Georgia yet, either. That will be the true test.


The next experiment will be natural cleaning products. This weekend I plan to scrub my shower with baking soda and vinegar. There might be some castile soap in my future. Maybe I'll work up a sweat while cleaning and it will also be a test of the natural deodorant.